Thu, 16 Apr 2026 05:22:11 +0000

You Won’t Believe What Stained the Grass—It Was Squirrel Poop, Standard As It Gets You’ve seen it to race across lawns and gardens—an unmistakable dark spot spreading across otherwise green grass. Normally dismissed as an annoyance, what if we told you the real story of this muddy stain was far more “standard” than expected—or, dare we say, hilarious? Yes, you read that right: it was squirrel poop. Yes, standard. No, not a crime scene. No dramatic investigation—just a typical day in suburban (or suburban-wooded) life where nature’s small residents leave their mark in the most visible way. Grass may hide the mess, but squirrel scat tells a different tale—one that’s both gross and endlessly relatable.