20 Absurd Christmas Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Snort Laugh This Holiday Season!

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 10:25:17 +0000

20 Absurd Christmas Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Snort Laugh This Holiday Season The holidays are all about joy, warmth, and a little bit of laughable silliness—especially when delivered in the most absurd dad jokes. If you’re looking for festive humor to brighten your Christmas while keeping your audience snorting, you’ve come to the right place. These 20 ridiculous, holiday-themed dad jokes are guaranteed to bring forced chuckles, eye-rolls, and that perfect blend of holiday spirit and sheer absurdity. So grab a holiday mug, settle in, and get ready for 20 dad jokes so outrageous, they’re practically Christmas miracles. --- ### 1. “Why don’t Christmas trees ever get cold? Because they always wear pine-nuts!”
(Laugh out loud—because who hasn’t mentioned a gift that you clearly dropped but insist is perfect?)